
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Halloween Dvd Review: The Others

Tuesday, October 23, 2007
STC’s Second Wind v1.0, The Rise of Jake: All Aboard The Darjeeling Limited

Last Friday afternoon, I popped over to the Fox Tower to catch an early afternoon showing of The Darjeeling Limited, Wes Anderson’s latest comedy installment starring Owen Wilson, Adrian Brody and Jason Schwartzman. I’ve been a fan of Anderson’s work since first seeing Rushmore and Darjeeling Limited did not disappoint.
The movie opens with a montage scene of Bill Murray in an Indian taxi, the movie takes place in India, precipitously navigating through a maze of traffic, merchant carts and the odd assortment of farm animals in order to catch the afternoon departure of the Darjeeling Limited. At the station, to Murray’s dismay, the train is just pulling out of the dock and he darts after the caboose to jump aboard. Murray can only muster a light jog and is surpassed by the far more youthful Brody, who, in spectacular slow motion Technicolor, leaps aboard. Unwilling to let go of his baggage (the underlying theme for pretty much the entire movie), Murray misses the train and is not to be seen again...
After a life threatening motorcycle accident, Francis portrayed by Wilson (we don’t get to see Luke in this movie) has an awakening and calls an emergency family meeting, asking his two brothers, Peter (Brody) and Jack (Schwartzman), to join him on a trip across India aboard the Darjeeling Limited. Up until their encounter on the train, it had been a year since either had seen or talked to one another at their father’s funeral. The lack of intimacy and trust creates an amusing backdrop as the train rumbles through central India. For their journey, the brothers have packed their belongings in various pieces of animal print luggage, all of which had belonged to their father.
Owen Wilson is fantastic as the eldest brother in a somewhat of stereotypical maniacal role but he’s much more subdued and quirky. Jason Schwartzman is a very under-rated actor, in my mind. Every project that he’s worked on, save for Sophia Coppola’s wallpaper piece Marie Antoinette, has turned to gold. He is also a talented musician, playing the drums for the now debunked Phantom Planet (Theme song from the O.C. – I watched it for the first three seasons then it turned into Beverly Hillbillies meets As The World Turns or just about any other day time soap you want to throw in) but his first solo project called Coconut Records is awesome. Of the three brothers, he is the most grounded but he has his interesting character traits as well. If you watch the film, pay attention to his feet throughout the movie; interesting imagery. Adam Brody’s character is the most complex but his performance was somewhat brushed aside by the strength of the other two.
Wes Anderson has a taste for spaces, a high school campus in Rushmore, a house in The Royal Tenenbaums, a submarine in Life Aquatic and for 80% of this film, the action takes place on…you guessed it, a train.
If you enjoyed Anderson’s previous films, you can add this one to the collection or if you feeling like heading out, it’s worth a trip to the theater, just don’t bring your kids. There are some sexual underpinnings but nothing overly graphic.
Next in the Netflix queue is Letters From Iwo Jima and in the theaters, Noah Baumbach’s new flick Margot at the Wedding
Friday, October 19, 2007
A Moment in History...

It was announced yesterday that Joey Bishop, last of the 5 main Sinatra rat packers, passed away at age 89. When today's 18 - 34 year old entertainment fans hear the words "The Rat Pack", they immediately think Sinatra, Martin, and Davis Jr. Hell, they may possibly even recall Peter Lawford. Rarely do they remember the name of the fifth member of the nucleus.
"It was the thrill of my life to be chosen by Joey as the announcer for his talk show on ABC back in the '60s," he said in a statement. "I learned a lot about the business of making people laugh. He was a master comedian and a great teacher and I will never forget those days or him."
After 3 1/2 years in the Army, Bishop resumed his career in 1945. Within five years he was earning $1,000 a week at New York's Latin Quarter. Sinatra saw him there one night and hired him as opening act.

Long Live the New Kings!

Thursday, October 18, 2007
Aaaaahhhh, the many levels of horror...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007
That time of year...

The most probable title for this post would have been "We're Baaaaaack". Alas, even I'm not that cheesy. I'll settle for just leaving it here in the body of the post. The last few weeks have been fairly busy with travelling and work related events, but we are getting back on track here at the concession stand, and vow to start the Oscar related film reviews immediately. Just not with this post.
This post is all about the season. The Halloween movie season. When I was a teenager, I loved horror movies. Ate them for breakfast. I'm fairly certain that I dressed as Jason Voorhees of Friday the 13th fame for approximately 3 Halloweens in a row. I built my own Freddy Krueger glove at age 16. Wisely, my mother wouldn't let me have any steak knives, so my blades were made of carved wood slats. Lame. Very, very lame. Still cool at 16 though.
As I think back with fond memories on horror films of the past, I'm reminded of the scene from Scream in which the "Rules of Horror Movies" are recited. Before I give you a list of movies you should rent for your holiday viewing, here for you reading pleasure is a recap of some Rules*:
1. When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
3. If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
4. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
5. If you're running away from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
6. If your car runs out of gas late at night, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to call for help.
7. If you are a woman, never strip and take a shower in slow motion.
8. The first woman to either lose or remove her clothing is dead meat. The guy with the testosterone overdose is also dead meat. Along with the guy that is always making jokes when you are searching a house.
9. If you are being chased, never lean against the wall when you think you lost him. He'll just pop through and kill you. Same goes for leaning against the window.
10. If you are a stoner among other stoners, be the quiet one or the lovable one. All the other stoners will be killed.
11. Never watch a horror movie while you're in a horror movie.
12. Never answer the phone when you are babysitting. Just get the hell out of there and leave the kids for dead.
13. A female should never wear a white shirt without a bra while escaping the monster. It will only increase your chances of falling and causing a freak rainstorm that will make your shirt transparent and result in your immediate death.
14. If you live in Maine and your hometown includes a clown driving a car he calls Christine with a large, rabid St. Bernard in the backseat, while residing in an old, haunted hotel near a strange Pet Semetary and hangs out with teenage girls with telekinetic powers....you're pretty much screwed.
The Scream Rules:
Never have sex.
Never drink or do drugs.
Never say, "I'll be right back."
If you DO happen to get killed, make sure it's in a cheap low-budget gore-fest with no plot, so you can come back and kick ass, no explanation needed.
*a big thank you to Urban Dictionary for most of the list.
coming next: your horror movie recommended viewing list.
Elijah.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Brave, indeed.

Here with your Box Office results for the last weekend. I didn't catch any of them this weekend, as it was finally a chance to catch BodyWorld 3 at the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry. Here's a review on that: Shocking? For a second. Cool? sure, if you're into seeing dead bodies, organs and bones. It was worth seeing, but after about 45 minutes and about halfway through you realize you are seeing the same thing over and over again. Seeing the difference between healthy organs and cancer stricken organs is eye-opening, but nothing you didn't see in your freshman health class text books. Bottom line: if you are interested at all, see it. Otherwise, don't lose any sleep over it.
Back on subject:
Estimated ticket sales for Sept. 14-16
1. “The Brave One,” $14 million
2. “3:10 to Yuma,” $9.2 million
3. “Mr. Woodcock,” $9.1 million
4. “Dragon Wars,” $5.4 million
5. “Superbad,” $5.2 million
6. “Halloween,” $5 million
7. “The Bourne Ultimatum,” $4.2 million
8. “Balls of Fury,” $3.3 million
9. “Rush Hour 3,” $3.3 million
10. “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” $2.7 million
Did anyone actually make it to the theater this weekend? I'd like to hear if anyone saw The Brave One. Thoughts?
As for the top ten up there, very happy to see 3:10 to Yuma in the #2 position. Still think they should have released it late October, but who am I? Frequent commenter Robo will be happy to see that Mr Bean continues to post top 10 results.
Frankly I'm more impressed that Balls of Fury made the list. Can't hold back the Christopher Walken fans! They've always got the fever!
Sorry. Had to.
Elijah
Monday, September 10, 2007
Go west young man. Catch the 3:10 to Yuma.

I'm here to tell you that there is at least one movie that opened this weekend that you should see. 3:10 to Yuma surprised me. It shouldn't have. You've got Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, two gifted actors, who know how to turn in a performance. Not to mention Peter Fonda as a grizzled bounty hunter. Why on earth was this movie being released in the dredges of September to be lost and forgotten? The reviews were positive. The story was there (it's a remake of a 1957 film of the same name). Why, I ask?
Before I answer that question, lets talk. When I thought about going to the theater this weekend I wasn't expecting much. After I saw the positive word of mouth coming back for a few of the openings I still wasn't buzzing, but I wasn't surprised to see Clive Owen getting good reviews for Shoot 'Em Up, or 3:10 to Yuma with that cast. The thing is, I wasn't in the mood to watch a cartoonish shooter/chase movie. But after Unforgiven brought a dark, gritty realism to westerns in 1992, I haven't had a problem getting off the couch to see something along those same lines. Open Range was the latest in the genre and it didn't disappoint in the least. That movie had one of the best gun fights I've seen in a long time. So in the end I was in the mood to see a western shooter/chase movie.
Let me set the record on this movie. It's more than a shooter, more than a chase. Oh, that's stuff is in this movie in spades, but what the trailers and t.v. spots want you to focus on is the fact that this might be a psychological thriller. I've promised myself that I would stay spoiler free on this site, but I've got to say, these two main characters sparring with one another might be right up there with Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lector. This movie is all emotion and tension, not just from the plot and situations.
If you've seen Christian Bale in anything, then you know that he commits to a role. Truly commits. Look at the transformation from his emaciated role in The Machinist to the ripped Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins. He allegedly lost 63 pounds to film one and then in eight months put it all back on and more in muscle for Batman. This man does nothing small, and his role as Dan Evans in this movie is the same big dive again, albeit emotionally for this go around. His hobled, Civil War Veteran persona is revealed almost immediately on the screen. As a father myself, I can feel some empathy for a man who only wants to do right by his wife and family, see pride in his children's eyes and do his best to survive the world. This movie sucked me into that battle within the first few minutes.
Enter Russell Crowe as Ben Wade. The type of man that westerns were written about and history tends to glorify. Despite the black hat that usually adorns the head of said man. In an indirect way this man could bring about all that Dan Evans needs to get back on track. And that as they say, is the rub. If I can fit in anymore cliched statements, believe me, I'll try.
Russell Crowe is cold. He doesn't play, he sends his minions to do a job and then he finishes the job. He's too cocky and that proves the downfall that spurs the story. You get the sense that even if he was surrounded by 20 lawmen, he'd still be in control of the situation. It's this feeling and the desperate struggle between the two main characters that makes this movie what it is. A true edge of your seat, who's going to win this battle of wits, movie. I wish I could say more but that would be giving too much away. This is a story you should not have spoiled.
Peter Fonda plays a bounty hunter hired to make sure the railroad's money is safely delivered. As the movie unfolds I found myself in the position of hating this character. But I think you're supposed to. He's thrown in to show the line of decency and righteousness is often very blurred. At least that was my take.
How good was Ben Foster who plays a supporting role as Charlie Prince? Well, I'll tell you this: he stole every scene he was in. Absolutely chewed it up. Most people will recognize him from his turn in Six Feet Under, or his slightly smaller role in X-Men 3. To me, this was his breakout role and I hope he garners leading roles from here on out. He takes this role and makes it was it is meant to be.
So why was this movie released in the middle of the dump zone? I've read an article since, which basically said that the producers wanted to get the movie out before the glut of oscar movies hit to build on and move it through the fall and winter. In general that is sound thinking. I'm worried that this may have been too early. Very few people are going to the theater currently. It's just that time of year. If nobody is going to the theater, how do you build word of mouth to support the movie for the next 4-5 months? Sure, a few of the right people in Hollywood might catch this movie, but everyone knows you need the media push for Oscar nominations. I hope that this movie doesn't get buried in the heap. I think it deserves a shot. If nothing else, Ben Foster deserves a nomination for supporting actor.
That's it for now. See this movie and if you find something about it you like, tell a friend. It deserves attention.
E
Watching - if you've been reading these posts you already know.
On deck - need to watch The Departed again.
